Quotes
- "Doubt fucks everything"
- "Everybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that’s hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE"
- "Thats a very appropriate color he’s wearing. Green."
- "Drink up, England… I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die."
- "I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge."
- "That was the longest run-on sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Did you even take a breath in between words there?"
- "My name is CM PUNK"
- "It’s a good time to be CM Punk right now."
- "This is true, this is real, this is straight edge and straight edge means I am better than you."
- "I came here to hunt ghost and chew bubble gum, and im all out of bubble gum!"
- "YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO You see dead people?"
- "This going out on the internet? I’m huge on the internet! Wrestling nerds one and all are helping us out!"
- "Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend…I shouldn’t say fat, that might offend him, but he’s Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts."
- "Who are you Ricky Steamboat? Who did you ever beat?"
- "All your heroes are dead! I killed them!"
- "Maybe the ghosts have a glass ceiling? Break through that glass ceiling ghosts! I plan to."
- "People like to come up to me and tell me that I’ve got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren’t just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system."
- "You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk."
- "Do you know what it’s like going through life better than everybody? It’s hard."
- "Just because you sold seven million albums doesn’t mean you’re talented. It just means that there are seven million people that are stupid as hell."
- "Anybody wanna go shoot some pool?"
- "Doubt fucks everything. Take a foundation, no matter how strong, sprinkle generously with doubt, and watch it crumble. Me? I’m unfuckwithable. Not this knee, not bad weather, and certainly not the many men that wish bad intentions on me can stop me. I rise up, not like a phoenix, but like the zombie corpse of Dick Murdoch."
- "A whole bunch of people told me that if I went to WWE, I’d never make it. But it’s like I never heard them. I never listened. To me, I’m exactly where I belong. I feel like I was born to do this. Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one."
- "CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That’s preposterous. Girls don’t like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The city made me. Punk is just because I’ve always been a smart-mouthed, wise-ass punk. I still am. I was the guy, if a bunch of football players were messing with one of my friends, I’d walk over there and spit in their face."
- "I think CM Punk is one of the worst names in the business, but I am what I am."
- "He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber"
- "Tonight, just like I did in America, I’m gonna dominate you raven. Your time FWA with be never more, you can quote that bitch!" – CM Punk – FWA
- "So what? I’m out here doing commentary with Malaria"
- "It’s not easy to be me and sometimes it’s not fun. I’m kind of flattered, but also I’m sick of it. I don’t want anybody to think that I have a MySpace. I’m too lazy to go after the fake CM Punk MySpaces, but I figured I’d just let the fans know I do not have a MySpace. I repeat, I do not have a MySpace. I never will. I never have. MySpace is for hooking up with people. I don’t have a MySpace."
- "I’m going to pull my car around, Joe’s is going to throw him out the front door and I’m gonna run the son of a bitch over! If he kicks at two, I’ll drive the car right into the ocean."
- "I don’t know if you guys know this but I’m sort of a big deal."
- "I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that’s just me. That’s how I live my life. That stuff never appealed to me and I never understood getting so messed up that you can’t even walk home or remember the previous night. I choose to live my life without it."
- "My dad was an alcoholic and my parents…we didn’t have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend all of their money on cartons of cigarettes and stuff like that and I didn’t understand how if we were broke and we couldn’t afford Christmas presents, why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better…they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me."
- "I’m Straight Edge for me, so what everyone else is doing, it doesn’t matter. I’ve never been pressured to drink or smoke or anything by any of the boys, and if anything, a lot of them like me because I’m always the designated driver. I’m the one who makes sure everyone gets home alright and I’m happy doing that."
- "I think it’s because I’m real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I’m CM Punk. I’m not trying to be something I’m not. I’m not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I’m not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character. I’m real and they appreciate that. Everything I say, it comes from the heart. It’s all real."